Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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