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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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