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(281): View more from Texas

Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?

(281): View more from Texas

Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"

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(718): View more from New York

all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over

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(941): View more from Florida

CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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(830): View more from Texas

Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.

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(325): View more from Texas

I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.

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(806): View more from Texas

Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?

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(314): View more from Missouri

No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.

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(631): View more from New York

My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor

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That must have been one awkward situation haha

(631): View more from New York

Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick

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