This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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