i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
