I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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