bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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