He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
just tell him i said nine months
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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