do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i believe in u and ur pee
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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