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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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