now i know why i became what i already was.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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