i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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