franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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