what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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