Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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