the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
