Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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