what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's never too late to be topless.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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