Kiss
Puke
i don't like sucking hair
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
we're so committed to being not committed
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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