He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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