He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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