Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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