Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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