Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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