# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
soo... how was my night?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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