they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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