My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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