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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women

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  I wish I had your problem

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• (516): View more from New York

  i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.

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• (626): View more from California

  I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.

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• (631): View more from New York

  We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?

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• (347): View more from New York

  Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.

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