I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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