He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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