So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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