He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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