How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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