so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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