Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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