im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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