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How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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