who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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