im about as happy as oj after his trial
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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