oh god the rape fog is back!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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