i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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