I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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