Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm too high and old for this...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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