quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
