I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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