singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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