What did we do last night that was yellow?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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