they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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