True but thats because hes a fetus.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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