Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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