Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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