Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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