I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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